新人入职，上午写了一段代码，下午就被开除了

有一个程序员，新人写段下午入职了一家公司，入职上午刚刚写下一段代码，上午没想到下午就有人事来通知他被开除了。代码 

这个程序员表示很委屈。被开感觉这个方法，新人写段下午除了性能差一点，入职没啥别的上午问题呀。。代码。被开

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除了获取时间以外，新人写段下午一位程序员因为自己写了个排序算法，入职也被开除了。上午

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统计用户总数，高防服务器代码这代码还真是被开666呢。

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前段时间网传的价值一个亿的AI核心代码，你能看出其中的端倪吗?

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甩锅侠了解一下。

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英语不够，拼音来凑。

public void shit(){      // 本身逻辑没什么问题，就这个命名，中英混合     // 工作流中的 直接办理到结束节点     // 节点类型是【办到底】     boolean isbandaodi = confirmMenuindexOfActivityName(processdefinitionid, nextNodeName, "bandaodi");     if (isbandaodi) {          // 。云南idc服务商。。     } } 

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下面这段代码的作者所在的公司，该不会是按代码行数开工资的吧?

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***，下面这段代码，看懂算我输。

//Stream 用的66的 final EventAction eventAction = redisObj(     EventActionKey + distributionEventId,     () -> Optional             .of(distributionEventId)             .map(eventId -> {                  final EventActionExample example = new EventActionExample();                 example.createCriteria()                         .andEventIdEqualTo(eventId)                         .andTriggerTypeEqualTo(EnumEventTriggerType.DISTRIBUTION_PURCHASE.getCode().byteValue());                 return example;             })             .map(eventActionMapper::selectByExample)             .filter(StringUtil::isNotEmpty)             .map(e -> e.get(0)).orElseThrow(() -> ExceptionUtil.createParamException("事件触发信息不存在"))     , EventAction.class); final AwardConfig awardConfig = redisObj(EventConfigKey + eventAction.getId(),     () -> Optional.ofNullable(eventAction.getId())             .map(actionId -> {                  final AwardConfigExample example = new AwardConfigExample();                 example.createCriteria()                         .andActionIdEqualTo(actionId);                 return example;             })             .map(awardConfigMapper::selectByExample)             .filter(StringUtil::isNotEmpty)             .map(e -> e.get(0)).orElseThrow(() -> ExceptionUtil.createParamException("xxx")),     AwardConfig.class ); Optional.of(req)     .map(e -> e.clueUid)     .map(id -> {          final ClueExample example = new ClueExample();         example.createCriteria()                 .andClueUidEqualTo(id)                 .andDeletedEqualTo(false)                 .andReceivedEqualTo(false)                 .andCreateTimeGreaterThan(now - cluetime);         example.setOrderByClause("create_time asc");         return example;     })  // 获取该被邀请人所有未过期且未被领取的线索的云服务器提供商线索     .map(clueMapper::selectByExample)     .filter(StringUtil::isNotEmpty)     .ifPresent(clues -> {                  final ClueResp clueResp = Optional.of(req)                         .filter(c -> {                              c.count = clues.size();                             return true;                         })                         .map(this::awardValue)                         .orElseThrow(() -> ExceptionUtil.createParamException("参数错误"));                 final Integer specialId = req.getIsHead()                         ? clues.get(0).getId()                         : clues.get(clues.size() - 1).getId();                 clues.stream()                         .peek(clue -> {                              final AwardConfig awardConfigclone = Optional.of(awardConfig)                                     .map(JSONUtil::obj2Json)                                     .map(json -> JSONUtil.json2Obj(json, AwardConfig.class))                                     .orElseGet(AwardConfig::new);                             awardConfigclone.setMoney(                                     Optional.of(clue.getId())                                             .filter(specialId::equals)                                             .map(e -> clueResp.specialReward.longValue())                                             .orElse(clueResp.otherAverageReward.longValue())                             );                             eventActionService.assembleAward(                                     awardConfigclone,                                     clue.getAdviserUid(),                                     clue.getAdviserUid(),                                     clue.getClueUid(),                                     eventAction,                                     new PasMessageParam(),                                     clue.getId(),                                     AwardRelationType.Clud.code()                             );                         })                         .forEach(clue -> {                              clue.setOrderNo(req.orderNo);                             clue.setCommodityName(req.commodityName);                             clue.setOrderAmount(req.orderAmount);                             clue.setReceived(true);                             clue.setModifyTime(now);                             clueMapper.updateByPrimaryKeySelective(clue);                         });             }     ); 

参考资料：

https://gitee.com/oschina/bullshit-codes/tree/master/java

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